Every month, I have a visitor— a red personality 🩸. I never gave him my address 🏠, yet somehow, my friend Progesterone or maybe her sister Oestrogen did 🤷♀️. Knock knock 🚪. “Who’s there?” “Can I come in?” Before I could even open the door, he was already in my room 😖. Ouch! 😩 That was painful Have you ever had a visitor that comes with so much pain? For me—yes 💔. He stands when I stand, sits when I sit, rolls when I roll on the bed 🛏️… but oh, he dances 💃 to the rhythm of my cry 😢. At 20, I got tired 😮💨 and decided to question my visitor: “Why are you here, visitor?” 👤 Visitor: “I won’t stay for long. Just a few days, then I’ll leave.” 👩 Me: “Then why the pain? 🤕 The cravings 🍫 my pocket can’t afford 💸? The headache 🤯, the acne 😬, the body aches 🥴? Just go—you’re hurting me!” 👤 Visitor: “It’s for your own good. I’m sure it doesn’t hurt that much.” 👩 Me: “Really? Then stop dancing so we can live in peace 😤.” Well,IThank my God 🙏 for paracetamol 💊, for Felvin, ibuprofen… they trimmed his dancing feet 🦶 and weakened him until he left.
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