Hey Dorothy! I congratulate you, dear lady For being an individual who's bland and empty A cup of coffee with only bitterness You've lost all your Dorothy-ness. In your drive to be successful, You forgot to be careful You recklessly betrayed your personality Just to be a "perfect" nobody. Someone asked you the other day what your hobbies are But you simply lie down, doomscrolling for hours Or instead, you're deep in piles of books Your passion for art and poetry overlooked You've been forcing yourself to act perfectly But in midst of it all, you've lost all your humanity. Became an auto-pilot machine No heart, just broken mind. You've lost your spark. You're nobody now. You're no longer remarkable. Just an empty shell. Congratulations, you're boring now.